Charles Darwin's tortoise has just died aged 175 years. The same age as Belgium. Spooky, no? Here is a picture of Charles Darwin's late tortoise. I think a minute's silence would be appropriate. I wonder where it will be buried. And what music will be played at the funeral.
I think Eric Idle's "One foot in the grave" might be appropriate.
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They could have a reading from the poems of Shelley.
(As a child I had two tortoises at different times. They both seemed extremely unhappy and then died. I'm not lucky in tortoise.)
What does a happy tortoise look like?
Hard.
With a daisy hanging out of its mouth.
Or some asparagus.
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