Friday, March 21

BREVITY IS THE SOUL OF WIT

Looking at my last two posts, I see that I got more comments for a one-liner with a picture of a nice doggie than for an essay over which I sweated for an hour. Which has taught me to sweat less, and use more cute pictures of animals. And anyway I'm off to Londinium on the Eurostar this evening so without further ado ...



Happy Easter everybody!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

So uh, what's up Doc?

Gamb0 said...

A rabbit came into a shop and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller answered, "No!"

The next day the rabbit came again, "Got any carrots?" The seller replied "No!"

Next day the rabbit asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller shouted, "No! And if you come again and ask for carrots, I'll get a hammer and nail you to the fence by your ears!"

Next morning the rabbit came back and asked, " Got any nails?" The seller screamed, "No!"
The rabbit asked, "Got any carrots?"

Sidhusaaheb said...

Mr. Singletooth Rabbitson, I presume... :P

Gorilla Bananas said...

They're not really designed to look you straight in the eye, are they?

Anonymous said...

Must be a British rabbit - look at the state of its teeth.

Happy Easter, sweet Daph.

Pat said...

Snap! I had the same idea. Happy Easter Daphne. Hope you don't miss Max's come-uppance - I can't wait!

Krimo said...

I once bought a train ticket to France and the ticket seller said: "Eurostar?"
I said: "Well, I've cooked on radio once or twice but that's all really."

Enjoy your Creme Eggs, D...

Anonymous said...

You had better taken the rabbit with you. That way it could dig a way out if your train got stuck in the Eurotunnel.

Mind you, you still need to have a dolphin in your purse to help you swim to the surface once the rabbit breaks trough the sea-floor.

Pat said...

Did you see Nanas in London?

Anonymous said...

Ho ! Le joli PanPan que voici , j'ai le même en cage !
I posed a rabbit to you ?
I catch up with wasted time

Tickersoid said...

Aaawwwww.....

*sighs*

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